When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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British Dentistry

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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A fat guy!

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who else is on here?

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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