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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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