- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

where do some birds live in? Earth

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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