- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

whats brown and sticky a stick

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??