- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Good job, son.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Roses are flowers.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

FUCK THE JEWS

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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