- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Iif your reading this ur gay

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

4 hours later.

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