- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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