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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

whats worse than a kane nothing

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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