ever tried african food? they neither

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The GOV and the WHO?

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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