How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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david what a baghead

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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