- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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