- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A train poops its pants.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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