What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

whats dumb and small? dandruff

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

You know whats funny Aids

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Fox News

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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