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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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