- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

when debbie meets downer

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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