- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

wanna here a joke? you.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

no pun intended

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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