- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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