- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Anthony sucks

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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