- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Nero, sure you are okay?

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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