- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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