- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

WOMENS RIGHTS

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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