- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Jack Stevens

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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