- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

whats your budget like? a budget.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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