- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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