How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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