- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

what goes boo a sock

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

How come grilled cheese?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Your mom.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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