- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

boobs!

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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