- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

u suck

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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