That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Pianos.

when debbie meets downer

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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