i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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hear hear

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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