What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Liverpool City Football Club

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

black people

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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