What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Anti Joke

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