whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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