- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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