- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Gus's mom

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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