- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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