- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

CFL

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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