- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.