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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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