Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Im gay What about you

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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