What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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