(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Horse.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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