- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

The game.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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