- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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