- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

I am dyslexic

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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