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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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