- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

This is a random Anti joke.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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