My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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69

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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hi bye

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Who is John Galt?

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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