- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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