- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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