- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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