- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock go away!!!

A man walked into a bar owch

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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