- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Neither did she.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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