What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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