- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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