what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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