A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Religionh

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Fat people

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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