Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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