What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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AIDS.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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