I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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