why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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