America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Badabing.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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