thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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what do you call a black guy african american

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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