- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Roses are red.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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