- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

The dewey decimal system

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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