i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What? Yes.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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