- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

A black student graduated High School

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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