Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Girls soccer

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I was watching Fox news.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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