- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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