- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

European on my shoes, buddy.

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