why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

save me from the nothing ive become

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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