There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What is a jew in space? Dead

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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