so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Your mom went to college

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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