- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??