- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

so...um, yeah

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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