- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

rocky is here again.......................

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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