What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Nick Cannon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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