- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

69

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??