Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Massie is a fatass

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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