- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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