Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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