Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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